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Rating: Explicit Archive warnings: No archive warnings apply Category: M/M Fandom: Teen Wolf Relationship: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Additional tags: Crack, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Stiles Stilinski is a Nice Thing, Getting Together, Vernon Boyd and Erica Reyes Live, Erica Reyes is a Little Shit, Spark Stiles Stilinski, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Pack Alpha Derek Hale, Scott McCall is Part of Derek Hale's Pack, Smut, Potential first time (unspecified), Minor Isaac Lahey/Scott McCall, Alcohol Language: English Words: 6,032 Chapters: 2/2 Summary:

#punk2 writes #sterek #fanfic #fanfiction #sterek fanfic #derek hale x stiles stilinski #teen wolf #teen wolf fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #excuse the shitty formatting

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dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

#lmfao #this is amazing

why is it that dentists always insist on asking you questions.. while they got your mouth pried open!?!?!?

like "so how often do you floss?" or "do you smoke?" or.. well, you name it!

i mean, what do they expect me to do? any response will just make me sound like a pirate questioning their freakin' identity and all their life choices.

"aaaarghhhh..?"

so. please. gET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY MOUTH BEFORE ASKING ME QUESTIONS THAT YOU EXPECT ANSWERS TO, WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!?

#kinda funny though ngl #dentist #dentists #stupid #mine #questions #question for dentists #also just cause i feel like this could be made into a pretty funny scene in a fic imma just tag #fic prompt #fanfic prompt #writing prompt #prompts #fanfiction #writing #do with that what you will

timetosuitup

The pack coming home from college for summer break and Derek greeting them all in the loft. He’s in his wolf form because he missed them so much and he gets so emotional and he can’t handle it, but in his wolf form he can wag his tail and give them kisses and everything❤️

#oh and the little happy whining noises #and the little tap tap of his paws because he can't stand still #because he's so excited to see them

puppyloveandpredators

Derek having to stay at the Stilinski house for some reason and Noah clears out the guest room a bit for him, with the very clear expectation of Derek sleeps in this room, Stiles sleeps in his room, no staying up all night hanging out and chatting, this isn't a sleepover, some of us have work in the morning. Then as soon as Noah goes to bed he can hear the guest bedroom door opening and admittedly quiet footsteps crossing the hallway, Stiles door opening and a bunch of hushed talking and shushing like they think they're being slick about it. Noah gets up to tell them off and he cracks open Stiles door to find them both passed out on Stiles bed, Derek full shifted and wrapped around the tangled mess of Stiles, whose limbs are everywhere. Noah just shuts the door and goes back to bed. He cleared out the guest room for nothing

#floofy babby #i love them

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nondelphic

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

#why is it easier to write the story in your head rather than in a document #i weep

quakerjoe

corpseprize

the reality of being a writer

heres how to fix it

animentality

#legendadry

fawnpalmer

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

hellogoodomens

I actually lost one really nice follower because of this and I’m still sad.

#yes!!!!!#i hate ai #and i hate that i'm bad at spotting it #so pls let me know if i reblog some ai crap #because i hatehatehatehatehate it #so much #pls

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casuallamppastapizza

Drunk

idontreadmuchtbhunu

One time my ao3 inbox went from having 3 comments to having 16 within like 2 hours and I was scared that I was getting spammed by bots commenting on my fics, but it turned out to be just a really dedicated reader who commented on all of the fics of mine they read.

Thank you Night_Touring_Green_Lantern on AO3, I'd give you a hug if I could 🫂 WHAT A READERRRR

Guys comment on all the fics you really like because it really makes an author's day 😭🫂💛🙏

#god when ppl do this to me #it makes me so happy i lowkey might cry okay

casuallamppastapizza

Kiss

shoucolate

it's between them and god shiggy

docpunk2

can't he see the to-go cups? they've clearly been to a starbucks or a mcdonalds or something. DUH. come on, shiggy. smh

also would be so fucking funny if dabi's response was just a tired, deadpan "mcdonalds", no further explanation.

#lol i love this #this is hilarious #i lowkey wanna write a fic revolving scenes like this in the lov #just various members showing up looking a complete mess in various confusing states #and no one ever gets the answers????

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

#lmao #remember stiles wrote that paper on cicumcision... in economics class!!??#same vibes #he would totally write this #teen wolf #stiles stilinski

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feminist-space

johanna-swann

everydayconman

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

docpunk2

AU where teens one and two are scott and stiles (scott is obviously the confused one i mean come on) and derek is the person overhearing them in the coffee shop. as a werewolf, he's... he thinks he should probably be offended, right? but it's fucking hilarious watching those bickering idiots

#teen wolf #sterek #sterek fic prompt pls

whentherainfall

Do you ever get that feeling where you started writing a fanfic because no one else is writing and you want to read that trope, but it actually attracts readers, and now people in comments are like 'update please' 'I love this fic' 'this is so great,' and suddenly you regret everything because now you can't half ass it and have to write so well because there is expectations to meet now and your insecure ass can't live if you accidentally disappoint those readers😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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