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selkiestorytelleracademia

Ok so this came up in one of my uni classes: Jorge Luis Borges once trolled a bunch of ppl by claiming that an ancient Chinese text classified all animals into 14 arbitrary categories. Which one are you?

(edit) apologies but I had to combine a couple similar ones bc tumblr only allows up to 12 poll options)

Which one are you?

those belonging to the Emperor

embalmed ones

trained ones

suckling pigs

mermaids (or sirens)

fabled ones

stray dogs

those included in this classification/et cetera

those that tremble as if they were mad

innumerable ones/those that from afar look like flies

those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush

those that have just broken the vase

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

argumate

*chanting* Borges! Borges! Borges!

zjofierose

i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.

nadas-dirthalen

the hero of ferelden vs hawke dragon age

george-rr-binks

nearly that time wheres my boy

treecitysessions

#it really has been a real punch in the tit kind of year #cannot wait to see the back of it

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avatarskorra

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

tonraq

doubleca5t

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

hithewall

idc about your number 1 song. whats your 100th song on the playlist?

#Notre Dame by Paris Paloma

loveisalwayswise

I've seen Lucanis' family villa so I knew he was rich, but this banter made me realize that he's a rich boy who has no idea what money is worth lmao.

newengland-alligator

#datv spoilers

proffbon

Rook when an unprotected crate/vase/barrel enters their field of vision:

#while I miss the magic laser beam I could use on my first mage run #there is something to be said for the watching my Rook headbutt every wooden object in sight #playing as a rogue on my second run #it’s been a time #datv

hmslusitania

Origins: the world is ending and you and your one remaining coworker are the only option left to save it.

II: the unavoidable tragedy of a queer friend group/polycule trying and failing to save their fucked up city

Inquisition: you went to a conference and accidentally ended up in charge of saving the entire world (again) with a team of colleagues who are (mostly) professionals and outstanding in their fields.

**

Veilguard:

Rook: hey, I suffered from “sudden field promotion” after “fucking everything up worse than it already was.” I’m putting a team together to kill at least one, maybe three, Gods

Seven of the most unwell people in Thedas: say no more, I’m in

#datv

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mightierthanthecanon

Lucanis Dellamorte, Mage God Killer

#datv spoilers #but also like he actually kills a god for you #and then lets Rook kill the next god #god killing couple goals #😂

bioware

we have fun here in Thedas

#datv #yesssssssssssssssssssss

meltingangels

#datv spoilers #yeah I did have a little moment when that happened #it didn’t help that it was 3am and I was delirious from lack of sleep

aesfocus

#datv #it sure feels like coming home

onewingedangels

Heroes of the Veilguard DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024) dev. BioWare

#datv spoilers #everyone’s rooms get so personalised and pretty #and then there’s Lucainis with one (1) lantern #😂

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whetstonefires

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

nudityandnerdery

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

daddygrandpaandthebeaver

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

prokopetz

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

roach-works

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

biowareproblems

Me not knowing what to do with my life between now and the Veilguard's release

#work has become a chore #lemme tell you #waited 10 years and yet the last week is taking forever

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