that's not that weird, to have a train name

1. 'The Squeak' apparently is originating from the Low Pressure (LP) valve. This is a large "D" slide valve with a lot of metal to metal contact. 2. We have inspected the valve, seat and LP cylinder and piston numerous times. We can find no evidence of rubbing, galling, burnishing, or any other sign of metal to metal contact. 3. 'The Squeak' is dependent on engine speed and temperature; as the engine heats up 'The Squeak' increases. Inexplicably, as the speed increases the sound decreases. 4. Suggestions about using WD-40 or needing sewing machine oil are not helpful. 5. If you wish to discuss 'The Squeak' with the Chief Engineer please donate $1 to The Squeak Abatement Fund to aid in construction of a new LP valve. If too many passengers speak with the Chief regarding 'The Squeak', the donation may be diverted to the Chief's beer fund.

Heat waves.

phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast

He fell eep

Basic Anatomy of the Central Nervous System

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

we're fucked

drew @pangur-and-grim’s belphegor looking really relaxed

The tumpet 🎺

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

@maculategiraffe tags

we call him hormiga.