that's not that weird, to have a train name

how do i get my cuck to stay put in his chair? he keeps pacing around the room because he is on stimulants..

Mass Effect heritage post

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it