that's not that weird, to have a train name

notice how everyones 30 now

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

listen. when you slip on a banana peel and impale yourself on the sharpened banana stem, I hope your last words are “Greer was right.”

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing