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Check-In Post!
July is hereāthe month of our deadline. But there's still plenty of time until fics are due on July 20th, 23:55 UTC (Countdown).
Whether you've already posted your fic or haven't yet written a word, you're invited to use this post to check-in. Share how it's going and, if you feel like it, give encouragement to your fellow rare-shippers!
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a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours
the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear
Definitely will be painting more grapes. I was intimidated for years but ended up really enjoying it!
P.S. I just listed prints of the aperitif painting
Hal Borland, Sundial of the Seasons // Roald Dahl // Hot Night, Eileen Myles // From June to December, Wendy Cope // Charlotte Eriksson
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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
Happy Pride, cave dwellers š¦
I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.
also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.
none of you understand what character playlists are supposed to be anymore. this is not a āwhat the character would listen toā situation this is not a random song order whatever feels right type of thing YOU DONT GET IT. you are supposed to tell a story . you are supposed to cultivate a vibe . each song needs to flow into the next so well you wonder how theyre not same artist. you need a list of songs in custom order with lyrics that make you think of your blorbo and then you throw up. do you get it? do you understand ?? SHAKES YOU .Ā
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reblog and put in the tags that AU you haven't written yet
*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.
Do you consider 30Ā°C (86Ā°F) to be a dangerous long term indoor temperature?
Do you consider 30Ā°C (86Ā°F) to be a dangerous long term indoor temperature?
Yes
No
embarrassment is the cost of entry.
if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.
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These are important things I have learned about writing fiction. I know these things, but sometimes I need a reminder. So I am writing them here, both as a reminder for myself, and as a reminder for all those who, like me, sometimes forget.
Characters must make choices.
Characters should often make bad choices before they make good choices.
Character choices should drive the vast majority of the plot. Characters reacting to having random stuff thrown at them is far less interesting than characters reacting to the stuff they've thrown after it's ricocheted around and comes bouncing back toward them.
If a character refuses to make a choice, there better be consequences for that too, and you better have a damn clear way of showing those consequences to the reader and the character.
Nearly every time I'm struggling with writing something, taking a step back and thinking about these 4 things usually helps get me unstuck.
luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually
like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesnāt?? sheāll literally eat him.
Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"
90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."
