Existence is a prison and i am here to rattle the bars

this app is literally my public private place to talk to myself

potion of donald duck noises

Tired of watching your pot for the water to boil? Skip the wait with this one weird trick!

people are irritating cause wdym you're mad at an ADAPTATION of The Odyssey.

Also loved that it actually is Woke Odyssey. Not in a "we cast black and trans actors" way but in a "this is a movie about man's hubris, the disregard for and destruction of social contracts, the disdain with which we treat the living and the dead, the violence we wage against each other, the way we become enraptured with 'great' instead of 'right,' and the way all of that degrades the soul of man" way

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

oppenheimer still leaving me fucking speechless three years later