El's KernEl

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

much to consider

“Are you saying that Jesus isn’t fully man” he’s literally not. He’s half deity. Why did you word it like that?

“Jesus was fully human and fully divine” is conventionally accepted doctrine. It’s called the hypostatic union. It’s in the Athanasian creed.

#sometimes the nature of tumblr is that someone accidentally reinvents the great schism (1054) all over again

that’s not what the Great Schism was about! the patriarchates of Constantinople and Rome had agreed on the basic scheme of “fully God, fully man” centuries before that. it did have something to do with the nature of the Holy Spirit, but it had just as much to do with political and cultural differences that were only vaguely doctrinal

And the above dispute is really about culture war gender politics, for which the nature of Christ is just a convenient excuse to fight on a new front! The metaphor holds!

Any of y'all like Italian artwork?

cant find my TV remote. it better not be where i think it is.

This is how a lot of people end up in cults that are not religious — thinking that “cults” are small weird “religious” groups.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Yea thats how animals work

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

Pokemon Heritage Post

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.