dynjay

actually i dont make art for myself. i make art so that i can see “#OUGH” and “#AUGHW” and “#WAAAH” in my notifications

had a dream i was driving in the pokemon universe and something suddenly darted across the road and i ended up hitting a goddamn suicune. legendary reflexes though because i pulled out a pokeball and threw it out my window before she could run. caught her. said aloud "damn i wonder how often this happens." decided to immediately bring suicune out of her pokeball to check stats and i guess she could talk just like entei in that movie because the first thing she says is "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???"

Are you going to write some pokemon fanfiction now? The scrub with his team of cringefail legendaries?

*her team ok i envision the driver as a gamer gjrl drinking and driving when she hits the suicune (her sprigatito is in the passenger seat rolling around on spilled weed like catnip) and she steps out of the car with a four loko still in her hand looking at this chopped suicune in the road like "damn. that's one fucked up vaporean." and she continues drinking and shaking her head before throwing the pokeball.

ok further developing this character: she's the only person in the pokemon universe who can hear pokemon actually speaking in english and have full complex conversations with them because she hit a DMT vape too hard and she ended up meeting arceus who made her pokemon Eliza Thornberry.

SEND ME A FIC OF THIS PLEASE

I'm Just a Waffle Flipper - Chapter 1 - Rated M

a second toby fox fanfiction has hit the sexyman polls

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

I do think part of the thing that makes reigen such a motivation powerhouse for fans is what a fucking loser he is and that he'd say to your face he's disappointed in you. How do you recover from a guy who's only friend is an autistic child he's conning child labor out of to be disappointed in you and being RIGHT? How's THAT guy doing better than me? Tch. Stupid. Guess I better do my stupid course work *kicks rocks*

bro people who complain about people still interested in things that are old?? “why are you it posting in 2025” bestie my mutuals are posting about black and white doctor who

Markiplier does on the surface seem like an odd choice for directing and starring in a serious scifi horror movie, but in terms of getting scared at a computer screen and dying badly in space, his resume is remarkably stacked.

hey. if someone tries to smear you on the internet for something asinine, what you need to do is block every single person engaging with the post and remind yourself that absolutely under no circumstances are you obligated to draft a PR response defending some out-of-context screenshot or kink fanfiction or thing you said when you were 15 or whatever put your blood in the water. you are not a public figure or a brand. you do not have to respond to something if you know in your heart it is bullshit.