not everyone can be a tumblrina

we were chosen by god

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

to see a marching band

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

where is everybody!!!

Im filtering for krill!

oh okay! hope youre having fun!