KING TRITON: SEASIDE SLUT

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises

certified iconic post

The Princess has taken on a Death Knight as a retainer, which is exciting.

Question to the hoes out here this weekend keeping the party alive and sexy as fuck: Are you doing ok? You can always feel good with me