All the jurassic park movies in the world won't stop me

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now