sounds gay i'm in

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.