Icelolly

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

how many times did dean winchester get knocked up in that fucking show

Pokémon evolutions

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING

Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll

Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf

*slowly backs in fear*

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Sprachirrgartenbelustigungsbeitrag

Bloody love this language <3<3<3

The thing is, since in German you have to decline/conjugate many words in relation to the noun they are refering to those monster words actually serve a purpose of making the language simpler. A common example is a (as in any) red wine (ein roter Wein) as compaired to the compound a red wine (ein Rotwein). If rot is an adjective it has to be conjugated: der rote Wein - des roten Weins - die roten Weine - and many more. But it if rot is part of the noun you only have to decline Wein: der Rotwein - des Rotweins - die Rotweine. So, die Verzweiflung über die Vermüllung der Umwelt is way longer than Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung and you would have to know three grammatical genders and the words’ respective declinations. Whereas for Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung you only need to know that Verzweiflung is grammatically feminine (die) and its deklinations.

Ok, now I want to see Germans playing Scrabble

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

This man missed his true calling in life of being a golden age Batman villain called “Dastardly Chocolate Engineer” or something whose nefarious plan would be to replace the Gotham City Hall with an identical chocolate structure

As if Bruce Wayne wouldn't have him doing exactly what he is *now* for Gotham parties.

I want the hot furry wolf bad boy to raw me

you stop that.

This is a free website

We pay in other ways.

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn't recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

🐌🪡 im so ready for the snides of snarch

... and why is that?

*snabs you with my sneedle*