"we don't take Ls, we only take inconsistent Ws"

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

happy pride month to the bassists and the drummers

Imagine operating in the Real LOL I’ve been symbolic for years

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

“she’s hysterical” actually her evil plans are perfectly planned and executed

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

happy pride month to the gay little dance Shawn and Lassie do in the Psych musical episode