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0 Note posts are a Flex it jus means you Real as Fuck and they can't Comprehend what you Provided them

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

our plug is named hi