girl shaped rat thing

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

This is the goddamned Jack Frost and Elsa situation all over again

A jar of rats being glued to your face and the other side of the jar being heated up so the rats have to dig through your face to escape

I’d live

Hey people who have several pets, with obvious differences in intelligence levels: How did you figure out that one of them is smarter than the other? What do they do?

Older cat just subjected to fifteen minutes worth of those horrible mobile game ads where the player is failing really badly to make you want to play.

this is like the green comics if the symbolism wasn't even symbolism anymore its just as overt as it needs to be

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

the daniel that couldnt be damned

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about