may chaos take the world

Ppl actually like when i explode into gore onto them

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...