may chaos take the world

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

What we’re doing is an advanced form of playing Skyrim where you think about playing Skyrim, remember what playing Skyrim entails, preemptively piss yourself off, and forget about the whole thing

if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

we should breed trillions of micro cows and eat them like sunflower seeds and they all feel pain and die

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey