may chaos take the world

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

Fascists at the local library called the cops on me because I was throwing elbows in the reading circle and some kid slipped on the ipa I spilled there on purpose #punkisdead

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

my writing gland is purple and swollen

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?