Inkling Works

Call me Lobelia Sackville-Baggins the way I would do anything for more spoons

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

Okay, Meat Factory is awesome and hilarious, but if they're being harvested for and regenerating absolutely everything, may I suggest an alternative super name: Theseus.

That's the name the hospital has on record for Meat Factory, because hospital administration refused to go forward putting that on their paperwork

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

Cosy Corner, Jacques-Émile Ruhlmann (1879–1933) Amaranth wood corner unit with canted sides forming a sofa, comprising three sections with open shelving. Projecting pediment ornamented with ivory scrollwork accents highlighted by alternating dot patterns. Corner sofa featuring a low, exposed-wood apron decorated with an ivory dentil frieze; upholstered in velvet (worn). Losses to the ivory inlay. Height 186 cm (73.7 in.) – Width 270 cm (106.3 in.) (overall) – Depth 128 cm (50.4 in.) (x)

AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”

“It’s one human baby, Geralt. How much could it be, like 10 dogs?”

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism