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The Certified Classic Rating:  a rating I reserve for only the best of the best, and series I believe need all the attention they can get.

This means that the series has either flown under the radar, or had a decent following at some point but that following has either massively declined in recent memory or vanished all together. 

These are series that I feel need a bit of extra love and attention and that I know many people with either love themselves, or they know someone who would absolutely adore them as much as I have.

Essentially, this is my ‘Cult Classic’ tag. My smaller, more honest souls that should be cherished but have yet to be discovered by others.

The Shelf Worthy Rating: a rating I reserve for only the best of the best, and those series that are worth the hype.

This means this series is incredibly good. As good as the Certified Classics. 

However, unlike the Certified Classics, these series either have an incredibly large following currently, (like whatever new anime is currently airing in the season) or are considered an Anime Essential (in the same vein as the FMA franchise, Gundam Multiverse, DBZ, Sailor Moon, or Cowboy Bebop). 

Essentially, this is the ranking reserved for those series who have made such a strong name for themselves based on their quality, that they’ve become part of the anime lexicon, are easily recognizable, and/or are currently receiving all the attention. 

TL:DR: It’s mainstream and you know it, even if you’ve never seen it. And I agree with the majority that it’s worth the purchase.

The Stream It Rating: a rating reserved for series that have a rather high level of ‘your millage may vary’ content, but is still worth giving a try.

This is essentially where I put series that I either do not see as highly as others may, or its got too much content that it makes me wary of recommending it to just about anyone. 

It’s also where I put series that have not aged well in some aspect, be it in how it deals with certain topics or issues, dub quality if one is available, or overall animation. 

Basically, if it gives me too many misgivings on any level, I’ll recommend you just try it before you buy it. 

The Skip It Rating: a rating reserved for series I feel do not live up to the hype, and are not worth the time. 

This is for series that have either highly disappointed me in some way, shape, or form, or have been hyped up so much that upon seeing the content it makes me question why anyone would watch this. 

These are the shows I dislike greatly, but may still have one or two redeeming qualities to them such as good animation or a fantastic soundtrack that makes it perfect AMV or writing fodder. Or perhaps is connected in some way to a better product that you can check out instead, such as if its based on a book or a video game.  

You and can friends can watch it, but you’ll only really be able to enjoy it with a damn good drinking game. 

If you were to ask me if I’d recommend it, or if I enjoyed it, I’ll be blunt and tell you that you’re not missing much and can do without whatever gets this rating. 

The Certified Fuck It Rating: a rating reserved for only the worst of the worst, and those that I feel you should avoid at all cost. 

Anything with this rating is something I will adamantly insist you do not come into contact with. There are no redeeming qualities to this product, and you’re better off chucking it into the garbage where it belongs, plain and simple. We’re talking Fallout 76 levels of what the fuckery. 

These series aren’t even worth a hate watch. Not worth the drinking game. 

Do not pass episode 1. Do not collect $200 in merch. Go straight to jail. 

Please for the love of the old Otaku Legends, do not watch whatever gets the Certified Fuck It. 

And that’s how my reviews and ratings are going to be. 

I hope this helps make sense of my thought process for anyone curious.