Dancing at discos, eating cheese on toast

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

The amount of fucking charts I've seen where a patient went to a chiropractor and now needs a surgery is fucking insane. All I do is medical charts, day in and day out doing medical code. I've gone over hundreds of patients whole year of appointments. Unless the chiropractor is also a physical therapist, that patient is going to get worse and need surgery with very few exceptions. It doesn't matter when they mention seeing a chiropractor, by the end of the year they need surgery for issues that started after *shock and awe* a chiropractor appointment! I've seen patients needing multiple surgeries to be functional after chiropractors. I've seen patients lose their ability to walk because of chiropractors. And all the way up till they need surgery, through the issues piling up and needing more pain meds, the patients insist it's helping because the want so badly for it to be helping. I wish it did

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

pop that pussy like a wagon wheel

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

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