i believe in love and in messages

[an image of five men in their fourties watching a movie in a dark room]

everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach

Have you guys heard of this place called Chicago

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

the thing is, put into the same situation, i do think jay would kiss matt straight on the mouth as his last act before they were about to die in a fiery plane crash, all while matt was figuring out how to fly the plane with undue confidence. and of course they would never talk about it after

the application of this comparison between tv show plots is almost always shirley=jay; laverne=matt, with a noted except of the burger. shirley has no qualms about kissing laverne in public in order to get something (seen notably in child's play, but also peeks out in the third annual shotz's talent show). she would also believe in magic burgers.