i believe in love and in messages

mary hartman needs to divorce tom and swear off men for ten years while she tries to find who she is without being a Wife. but she also needs to stay with tom forever and ever. and more than anything she needs some antidepressants that work

she needs to ditch fernwood and go to the club with loretta

it does actually bother me whenever it's like... a bunch of guys and 1 girl. like the smurfs. that's weird. the minions are also weird for it being all guys. stop doing this

and yes I am saying your fictional characters can only ever be women now. and you have to be normal about it . no misogynistic jokes

They call it aspirin because you’re aspirin’ not to have a headache anymore

I can't believe you would call him a misogynist just because of his overt contempt for women. And what else? Constantly calling women bitches? But he literally has a few cool girls he approves of. For now.