pugs are ugly and useless

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

my ideal situation is to be AOC’s arm candy

lmao look at this fuckin shitlib

Went to Aldi today and there were three checkout counters open and all of them were staffed with people with identical body types and identical nose rings and identical short beards and identical manbuns

When I got in line there was one counter open and the line was huge so they opened a couple more while I waited so it was like copies of The Checkout Guy just kept coming out of the stockroom to duplicate his efforts

There was also an old woman in there, maybe 80 or 90 years old, and her phone went off and it was the Crazy Frog ringtone. Not the original ringtone. The song version.

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

they're on their way to be in a old illustrated novel like toad and frog