pugs are ugly and useless

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Stinky

also using pov incorrectly

nah you're just the other person in the thruple and have made some bad decisions in your life

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks