pugs are ugly and useless

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

no pressure

*some* pressure

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

many such pillowcases

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing