pugs are ugly and useless

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them