pugs are ugly and useless

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

i have a suggestion

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing

eating him tuesday once again

im listening to this little thing called Music

well im listening to this "little thing" called Women

#Real

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event