pugs are ugly and useless

booty shorts with this on the back

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

no pressure

*some* pressure