pugs are ugly and useless

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues

The Masc of Amontillado

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this