pugs are ugly and useless

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Okay ❤️ Yay ❤️

Life Could Be Dream

Life Could Be Nightmare