pugs are ugly and useless

@askinnyblackman

Hey, I'm Chris. I’ve been here since 2010 but I can’t leave. I like a lot of things and I don't know how to respond to compliments. Don't follow me if you don't like pulp in your orange juice. I hate pugs more than anything in the world. Foxes are dogs. You can follow me if you want but I wouldn't recommend doing that because this blog is VERY BAD 0/10

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ammnontet

the killer

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cathartidae

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

cathartidae

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

cathartidae

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

cartoon-deactivated20220930

Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"

The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer

cartoon-deactivated20220930

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

alright friends i’m drunk for the first time in a while. remember drunk posting from the beforetime? In like 2012? simpler times. i am at a party with my girlfriend and there are many other couples. we are talking about birds

#etrangere i brought up the article you sent me about sparrows having four genders #the guy i was talking to was like ‘WHAT’

xeras-ankar

A family photo of Greg, Rose, and Steven

#listen

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speedlimit15

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

speedlimit15

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

lmaonade

i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues

7777777awawawa7777777

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

m1dori-eyes

The Masc of Amontillado

henstomper

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

impossiblepackage

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

henstomper

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

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baradragon

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

baradragon

some of you should not be reblogging this

assdad

oneheadtoanother

innerchildabortionclinic

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

iusedtobecharming-deactivated20

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

rehearsing

happy too tired July everyone

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nicolauda

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

pastaroasta

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

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Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

onceuponamirror

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

captain-snark

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

astronomical-bagel

crypticdatesuggestions

The time has come.

Prizes:

• A chocolate bar • A “nice” pair of socks (human) • Jar of something interesting to gaze upon • Teeth • [UNIDENTIFIED] • An important date and time

Enter by reblogging. Once you do there are no take backs. It all will end on July first.

estradoll

ok, are the socks FOR humans or made OF humans because I feel like that’s an important distinction…

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