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Look, United, I get that you wanted to do a Devil Loves Prada 2 theme on your flight map, but by designating each destination node a mirrored shoe, you've made this map an implied pair of ever-spreading legs.

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Anna đ⨠i missed her
Here is the letter that I wrote to our democratic candidate, who said 'i do not support letting boys play in girls sports.' I also posted it to the Indivisible group, proving once again that we are... quite divisible.
Under the cut because its long.
it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"
no more being polite about it fuck the USA
Some last minute birthday pictures. Iâm soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, Iâve gotten used to phone cameras.
I hope the nervous awkwardness isnât apparent in my faceđŹ

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.
A lot of you on here sure donât like the idea of making any kind of sacrifice for the benefit of others huh
Some of you act like doing minor inconvenient acts of kindness is equivalent to donating a kidney as if itâs not those acts that form our communities and make the world go around.
Return your grocery cart. If youâre able-bodied offer your seat to someone who is not. Help your friend move. Drive your sister to the airport. Make sure drunk people have a safe ride or walk home. Pet-sit for your coworker. Participate in a meal train. Volunteer in your area. Thatâs what friendship and community is about.
I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS
Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt
Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"
Horde Prime: "Rejoice, Prime has come to your planet!"
Princesses: "We don't need prime, we've already got free shipping!"
Princesses: Entrapta has been exiled to Beast Island!
Glimmer: Oh no that means...
Mister Beast: We took ONE HUNDRED princesses and IMPRISONED THEM on an ancient island THAT GIVES YOU DEPRESSION!
Catra: đ fufufu, guess you're not as goody-two-shoes as you think you are, Sparkles! đ hehehe đ
Princess Glimmer: dude literally what the fuck is your problem
Adora: okay but I told you to bring Glimmer, G-l-i-m-m-e-r
Bow: I'm sorry I misheard you but maybe this guy can help us too?
Adora: I don't think he can
Glinner: The transsexuals caused my divorce
holy shit they did it, they stuck the landing, hell yeah let's go lesbians
what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

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Robot girl who refers to her bra as "tech support"
tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)
yoâŚ. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebendersâŚ.
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: Heâs a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like âyeah thatâs fairâ
He didnât even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.
Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like âyou work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.âand then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.
So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

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i have thought abt this post every single time ive been on the train since i first saw it
In AWE at the sheer big dick energy this royal mistress exuded