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occasionally subtle
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@egg-offical
Egg goes by any pronouns (please be creative! Egg wants to see if anyone comes up with something egg likes as main pronouns)
Egg offical will find the word egg in your posts or misspelled eggs
Egg offical will also do other random stuff other than that
Egg is me
Egg is you
Egg is all
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Seen by a river in England. Who the fuck catapults birds?
They can’t tell me what to do!
Egg luckily isn't a bird yet
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 21
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Zuko (ATLA: Movie)
DAMN IT! WHY DID YOU PUT ME UP AGAINST HIM!?
Citizens of the Eggpire i need your full support RIGHT NOW! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY! MAKE ME WIN FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Egg
Propaganda for Dr Ivo Robotnik
He is a kind and loving father to Sage and Metal, making him the perfect dilf.
Sonic movie 3 also basically confirms he is pansexual with the line that "no possible gender could love him" showing that he doesn't care about gender, just evil.
So it'd be panphobic to NOT vote for him during pride month. /silly
Stone could be Metal’s stepdad
@eggman-eggpire-offical
Propaganda? For Eggman
Him in Sonic Boom specifically. He so silly
"What am I supposed to cover with that- ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!"
I love that clip 😂
@eggman-eggpire-offical
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Citizens of the Eggpire, would you like to help influence something incredibly funny?
Im making a dnd 5e oneshot for my new party and its gonna be a mostly improved comedy so in the spirit of that ALL the npcs are going to be randomized as well as knockoffs of famous characters and people (With the sole exception of Mama Robotnik)
All i ask of you is to give me some ideas for npc roles i can put characters in as well as any funny knockoff characters you can think of for me to put them on the randomiser.
In exchange I promise too write down the funniest moments and share them with you all, i might also draw some of it
Buble
Ah yes, the lone water freezer
hello guy
(hello neighbor but he's BALD)
unorthodox idea but very well!
Eg
Its an egg but stupid and dumb and I hate it
BRO I KNOW THAT'S YOU! I KNOW YOUR BLOGS
Yes
But still
I hate eg so let me kill it in dnd
Citizens of the Eggpire, would you like to help influence something incredibly funny?
Im making a dnd 5e oneshot for my new party and its gonna be a mostly improved comedy so in the spirit of that ALL the npcs are going to be randomized as well as knockoffs of famous characters and people (With the sole exception of Mama Robotnik)
All i ask of you is to give me some ideas for npc roles i can put characters in as well as any funny knockoff characters you can think of for me to put them on the randomiser.
In exchange I promise too write down the funniest moments and share them with you all, i might also draw some of it
Buble
Ah yes, the lone water freezer
hello guy
(hello neighbor but he's BALD)
unorthodox idea but very well!
Eg
Its an egg but stupid and dumb and I hate it
who of the group is shaped most like an actual egg? asking for a friend
Me. Obviously. Have you not SEEN me?
Its sonic the eggnog
Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
wha-
Someone impersonated egg
I think it was eg
Eg
Eg would not pretend to be foolish egg. Speaking off why doesn't egg roll off cliff?
(Ngl I may have typo)
Because egg is too good to die in a foolish way
Eg would have that fate instead
Eg(g) need not fall off a cliff. Rolling out of the nest is fate enough DX
Egg
Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
wha-
Someone impersonated egg
I think it was eg
Eg
Eg would not pretend to be foolish egg. Speaking off why doesn't egg roll off cliff?
(Ngl I may have typo)
Because egg is too good to die in a foolish way
Eg would have that fate instead
Ah so egg can die. Eg is happy to hear that. Eg cannot die you fool
Egg is immortal
Egg's mortal form can be broken but egg cant die
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Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
wha-
Someone impersonated egg
I think it was eg
Eg
Eg would not pretend to be foolish egg. Speaking off why doesn't egg roll off cliff?
(Ngl I may have typo)
Because egg is too good to die in a foolish way
Eg would have that fate instead
Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
wha-
Someone impersonated egg
I think it was eg
Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
That egg is missing it's shell
Why is god following egg?
Do you come to remind egg of it's many sins? If so then just know that egg is very very aware of them and is proud of them
Egg was going to kill god and you've made it easier
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Eg
@eg-offical
Eg..?
Uhm.. hi there friend
Eg is stupid
Oh ummm that’s officially not kind to say….
Egg hates eg
Eg
@eg-offical
Eg..?
Uhm.. hi there friend
Eg is stupid
