Eg can talk only when hating on egg, or when eg wants. Eg cannot be told what to do, rules are nothing to eg.
Eg approves
@offical-fanartist-offical
Eg blesses with allergy to lesser being.
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical
@evil-pukicho-real-offical
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@eg-offical
Eg can talk only when hating on egg, or when eg wants. Eg cannot be told what to do, rules are nothing to eg.
Eg approves
@offical-fanartist-offical
Eg blesses with allergy to lesser being.
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical
@evil-pukicho-real-offical

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PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
Eg appreciates how people think eg is famous
EEWWWWW
WHY ARE MY BOOBS STILL ATTACHED TO MY BODY!!!
Eg can't help but notice the slur in your tags
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
wha-
Someone impersonated egg
I think it was eg
Eg
Eg would not pretend to be foolish egg. Speaking off why doesn't egg roll off cliff?
(Ngl I may have typo)
Because egg is too good to die in a foolish way
Eg would have that fate instead
Ah so egg can die. Eg is happy to hear that. Eg cannot die you fool
Egg is immortal
Egg's mortal form can be broken but egg cant die
The same can be said for eg, except eg does it better

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Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
wha-
Someone impersonated egg
I think it was eg
Eg
Eg would not pretend to be foolish egg. Speaking off why doesn't egg roll off cliff?
(Ngl I may have typo)
Because egg is too good to die in a foolish way
Eg would have that fate instead
Ah so egg can die. Eg is happy to hear that. Eg cannot die you fool
Eg
@egg-offical
egg
Egg did not say that cursed word
wha-
Someone impersonated egg
I think it was eg
Eg
Eg would not pretend to be foolish egg. Speaking off why doesn't egg roll off cliff?
(Ngl I may have typo)
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people
yessss i am. I kill a lot of people, on a small break rn tho
Eg
I want you to curb stomp @/egg-offical
OKAY, I'll do it uhh this friday is that okay. I'm on a break till friday
I can pay extra for quicker service
hmmmm idkk mann, got a lotta tests to learn for this week tko
Eg has picture of bird you have probably never heard of.
URHEIEJE, ieieieiw idkdk. i want the picture of the bird Butt my testtsss, if i fail I'll be forced to cut all my friendships😞😞
Eg says study then. And have the picture, when you finish I can give you two more of different birds
And a picture of egs cat
YEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! OKAYYY,
This is a kereru, a native bird to aoteroa. Their English name is wood pigeon. They make a great whooping sound when they fly and they look as if they are wearing a white singlet
SICKKK. Aoteroa sounds like a sick place
Eg and other inhabitants live without any venomous animals and have no snakes
REALLY
Yes.
We also have penguins
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people
yessss i am. I kill a lot of people, on a small break rn tho
Eg
I want you to curb stomp @/egg-offical
OKAY, I'll do it uhh this friday is that okay. I'm on a break till friday
I can pay extra for quicker service
hmmmm idkk mann, got a lotta tests to learn for this week tko
Eg has picture of bird you have probably never heard of.
URHEIEJE, ieieieiw idkdk. i want the picture of the bird Butt my testtsss, if i fail I'll be forced to cut all my friendships😞😞
Eg says study then. And have the picture, when you finish I can give you two more of different birds
And a picture of egs cat
YEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! OKAYYY,
This is a kereru, a native bird to aoteroa. Their English name is wood pigeon. They make a great whooping sound when they fly and they look as if they are wearing a white singlet
SICKKK. Aoteroa sounds like a sick place
Eg and other inhabitants live without any venomous animals and have no snakes
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people
yessss i am. I kill a lot of people, on a small break rn tho
Eg
I want you to curb stomp @/egg-offical
OKAY, I'll do it uhh this friday is that okay. I'm on a break till friday
I can pay extra for quicker service
hmmmm idkk mann, got a lotta tests to learn for this week tko
Eg has picture of bird you have probably never heard of.
URHEIEJE, ieieieiw idkdk. i want the picture of the bird Butt my testtsss, if i fail I'll be forced to cut all my friendships😞😞
Eg says study then. And have the picture, when you finish I can give you two more of different birds
And a picture of egs cat
YEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! OKAYYY,
This is a kereru, a native bird to aoteroa. Their English name is wood pigeon. They make a great whooping sound when they fly and they look as if they are wearing a white singlet

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DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people
yessss i am. I kill a lot of people, on a small break rn tho
Eg
I want you to curb stomp @/egg-offical
OKAY, I'll do it uhh this friday is that okay. I'm on a break till friday
I can pay extra for quicker service
hmmmm idkk mann, got a lotta tests to learn for this week tko
Eg has picture of bird you have probably never heard of.
URHEIEJE, ieieieiw idkdk. i want the picture of the bird Butt my testtsss, if i fail I'll be forced to cut all my friendships😞😞
Eg says study then. And have the picture, when you finish I can give you two more of different birds
And a picture of egs cat
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people
yessss i am. I kill a lot of people, on a small break rn tho
Eg
I want you to curb stomp @/egg-offical
OKAY, I'll do it uhh this friday is that okay. I'm on a break till friday
I can pay extra for quicker service
hmmmm idkk mann, got a lotta tests to learn for this week tko
Eg has picture of bird you have probably never heard of.
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people
yessss i am. I kill a lot of people, on a small break rn tho
Eg
I want you to curb stomp @/egg-offical
OKAY, I'll do it uhh this friday is that okay. I'm on a break till friday
I can pay extra for quicker service
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people
yessss i am. I kill a lot of people, on a small break rn tho
Eg
I want you to curb stomp @/egg-offical
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
i think you mean scum lol
OH. OKAYY, its Da Eg now. Daeg. his names Daeg now
Eg
Very good. Now when eg truly arrives are you willing to sacrifice some people. Also I hear you kill people

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg
whys his name a slur tho😞
Because eggs are the cum of the earth and should be expelled and destroyed before they create more egg making machines. Instead of letting them live you should worship eg, eg is the one true god
DA EGG (pics below)
Most recent photo i have where he isn't being ugly⬆️
this one is super old, from 2022 when he was just some months old. which is why his eyes still seem pretty much completely black cause he was a baby. he also couldn't sit on hands properly which is why he's kinda hunched in the photo lol
gonna tag some of the spam commenters . @lumiiris @akagicyrusl0vr69 @crushed-sugar @igorafvckassbowlcut @kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @chocymilkmilo @sourpinknote @kirapjo0818 @thatonepersonunderthetable @autisticrodent @thevalkyrieflies @james-offical @white-morphsuit-guy-offical @blade59354 @pearlescentmoonkin @koiartz @not-linkachu @meowwswiftie @brandyestchristi @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @ninahufflepuff
btw i did mention i changed the notes goal from 2000 to 1500. i know, im very merciful your welcome
im gonna take a newer picture later
Eg
Is the bird inferior? Is that why you named it that slur
SLUR?????? wait what😞😞 noooo, he is very much superior
Eg
Then call him eg, not egg