The journalist of the Officalverse

I lobve napalm

Many beautiful girls are telling me about a con in Geneva

MY NAPLM

I lobve napalm

Many beautiful girls are telling me about a con in Geneva

*nearly shatters. But doesn’t. And is now just kinda there*

*Journalism is walking at the bottom of the cliff when EP gets dropped and immediately runs over*

*he’s just a small, very weakly flaming orb. The flames don’t seem to give off any heat. A small crack is near the bottom*

Hey! Hey kid, are you ok?? Shit

*he cannot reply, but you get the feeling he can hear you*

*Daedren seems to have left*

*They begin to try and run while holding the orb, trying to find any help possible*

*it seems to shiver in your hands, whether from weakness or how cold he seems to be, it is uncertain*

Nonononono *they tear a piece of cloth of their coat and try to wrap it around the soul*

*it nestles into your hands*

*Mont briefly smiles before running into an open field with a few trees not far from where they are*

*nearly shatters. But doesn’t. And is now just kinda there*

*Journalism is walking at the bottom of the cliff when EP gets dropped and immediately runs over*

*he’s just a small, very weakly flaming orb. The flames don’t seem to give off any heat. A small crack is near the bottom*

Hey! Hey kid, are you ok?? Shit

*he cannot reply, but you get the feeling he can hear you*

*Daedren seems to have left*

*They begin to try and run while holding the orb, trying to find any help possible*

*it seems to shiver in your hands, whether from weakness or how cold he seems to be, it is uncertain*

Nonononono *they tear a piece of cloth of their coat and try to wrap it around the soul*

Aren't you supposed to be hr? Why is the hr department performing necromancy?

it’s aperture science, their hr is probably just a single intern whose hr hours are Sunday 5-7 pm

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

”Oh but we meant cis men” THEN WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT

And honey, I’m rolling the dice

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 9/30/25, 2:14:24 AM, it’s that #late night shitposting takes up too much of my time.

Oh buddy you don’t know the half of it

cis man -> goes on estrogen -> female passing -> decides theyre enby -> top surgery + goes on T -> nb tboy?

hey who the FUCK is liking the things I posted onto the imternet how could you do this to me

>:3