Punching Nazis is always morally correct

Aren't you a nazi

I was gonna say...

Sounds fun. I was plannin' on hangin' out with my grandsons Slayer and Ranger.

Duct tape?

You will be able to see the cracks but if you want it to be one sheet, you’re going to have to get a new mirror… maybe super glue will work? Don’t glue your fingers together, though… learned that the hard way… also why do you have a grudge against me?

‘Course. And you can call me Mike, it’s ok

Sorry, Mike, I am programmed to be polite. How have you been? It’s been a while since I’ve seen you around.

Oh, ya know…. Still dead…

Oh yeah! Well I also have a job so I can buy them things. Thinking of getting Jer a ring…

Aww. Bon was your partner, I assume?

Yes… Glamrock Bonnie… I miss them very much.

Sounds like it… so you were married?

I wish, it’s- difficult for sentient animatronics to pursue normal human activities like that. I would’ve loved to properly marry them, but I am treated more as an object or possession and cannot do things like that. Too many shows to perform at, Y’know?

Tell me about it...

Oh.. hi Grey. How’s it going? Haven’t seen you at the house lately.

I've been staying at the 'plex longer, Work and all.

That makes sense. Well, Dave has been missing you.

He can always visit!

Yeah, I’ll have to bring him by sometime, I’m sure he’d love it.

Any ideas of what he'd wanna do?

Um.. I don’t actually know… he’d probably just want to hang out and see what your daily routine is like…

Alright! Take him over whenever then-

Im scared of you

You a nazi?

Like you genuinely cant accuse someone of being a nazi because they are confused and frankly disturbed by you making this stuff

I was going to say then you shouldn't be worried. I wasn't accusing you of anything.

Im scared of you

You a nazi?

Pops did you get into the edible stash again

What the fuck

immonna shewt heem outta da air n watch him pop

Hell yes brother. Good friend of mine. One hell of a soldier. First met him.. ahh, I don't remember. Got him extracted on a mission where the entirety of mother fuckin Wulfburg collapsed like a house of cards and he was my copilot on an assault on Deathshead's compound.

Oh, He told me about that! Y'know, I'm actually a pretty great pilot too, Never flown a plane though-

What do you pilot anyway? I figured for someone of your stature you might be able to wrangle a Panzerhund to the ground with only your fists. If only you were around in the 1960s...

Holy mother of everything- what is that beast? My instinct tells me that's one of Deathshead's infernal machines but it clearly isn't. That fucker was smart but what are those wings made out of?

Argent Energy. That's Serrat, by the way, He was a good boy...

I'll Start with Serrat. There was this whole era of my life where I was with this group called the Night sentinels, They were kind of like medieval knights with laser guns. Anyways, that's when I met Serrat, He was the biggest, hardest to tame dragon they had, and they were gonna kill him, but when we met things just kinda clicked- those wings are prosthetic by the way, He was wounded in battle, so we fixed him up. Sadly though, He died when I was fighting the prince of hell, Glad I ripped that bastard's ugly head clean off. Argent Energy is pretty much hell energy, but cleaned up so It's usable. I don't condone normal people usin' it, but If I'm gonna be in hell anyways, I'll use it as much as I want.

Mass genocide of the human race. That's why I hate 'em. They also put my pet rabbit's head on a pike...

Well that's a justified reason if I've ever seen one. Both.

Well, Glad 'yall are getting along.

It's been nice, Helped Raise Doom and Ranger after my son Billy went missing.

Billy? I haven't seen him sadly. Must've been a good kiddo though, knowing your lineage.

Well, at least we know what happened to him...

What the hell is Hell's obsession with puttin' the things you love on pikes?

Beats me. I don't think Doom even knows. Fuck man. Losing a kiddo to someone or something that hates everyone must fuckin suck. At least Wyatt's alive. No fuckin clue where that beer boy is though.

Yeah... It's rough.. We gotta persevere though, If 'yer goin' through hell, why stop in hell?

Hell yes brother. Good friend of mine. One hell of a soldier. First met him.. ahh, I don't remember. Got him extracted on a mission where the entirety of mother fuckin Wulfburg collapsed like a house of cards and he was my copilot on an assault on Deathshead's compound.

Oh, He told me about that! Y'know, I'm actually a pretty great pilot too, Never flown a plane though-

What do you pilot anyway? I figured for someone of your stature you might be able to wrangle a Panzerhund to the ground with only your fists. If only you were around in the 1960s...

Holy mother of everything- what is that beast? My instinct tells me that's one of Deathshead's infernal machines but it clearly isn't. That fucker was smart but what are those wings made out of?

Argent Energy. That's Serrat, by the way, He was a good boy...

I'll Start with Serrat. There was this whole era of my life where I was with this group called the Night sentinels, They were kind of like medieval knights with laser guns. Anyways, that's when I met Serrat, He was the biggest, hardest to tame dragon they had, and they were gonna kill him, but when we met things just kinda clicked- those wings are prosthetic by the way, He was wounded in battle, so we fixed him up. Sadly though, He died when I was fighting the prince of hell, Glad I ripped that bastard's ugly head clean off. Argent Energy is pretty much hell energy, but cleaned up so It's usable. I don't condone normal people usin' it, but If I'm gonna be in hell anyways, I'll use it as much as I want.

Mass genocide of the human race. That's why I hate 'em. They also put my pet rabbit's head on a pike...

Well that's a justified reason if I've ever seen one. Both.

Well, Glad 'yall are getting along.

It's been nice, Helped Raise Doom and Ranger after my son Billy went missing.

Billy? I haven't seen him sadly. Must've been a good kiddo though, knowing your lineage.

Well, at least we know what happened to him...

What the hell is Hell's obsession with puttin' the things you love on pikes?

Hell yes brother. Good friend of mine. One hell of a soldier. First met him.. ahh, I don't remember. Got him extracted on a mission where the entirety of mother fuckin Wulfburg collapsed like a house of cards and he was my copilot on an assault on Deathshead's compound.

Oh, He told me about that! Y'know, I'm actually a pretty great pilot too, Never flown a plane though-

What do you pilot anyway? I figured for someone of your stature you might be able to wrangle a Panzerhund to the ground with only your fists. If only you were around in the 1960s...

Holy mother of everything- what is that beast? My instinct tells me that's one of Deathshead's infernal machines but it clearly isn't. That fucker was smart but what are those wings made out of?

Argent Energy. That's Serrat, by the way, He was a good boy...

I'll Start with Serrat. There was this whole era of my life where I was with this group called the Night sentinels, They were kind of like medieval knights with laser guns. Anyways, that's when I met Serrat, He was the biggest, hardest to tame dragon they had, and they were gonna kill him, but when we met things just kinda clicked- those wings are prosthetic by the way, He was wounded in battle, so we fixed him up. Sadly though, He died when I was fighting the prince of hell, Glad I ripped that bastard's ugly head clean off. Argent Energy is pretty much hell energy, but cleaned up so It's usable. I don't condone normal people usin' it, but If I'm gonna be in hell anyways, I'll use it as much as I want.

Mass genocide of the human race. That's why I hate 'em. They also put my pet rabbit's head on a pike...

Well that's a justified reason if I've ever seen one. Both.

Well, Glad 'yall are getting along.

It's been nice, Helped Raise Doom and Ranger after my son Billy went missing.

Billy? I haven't seen him sadly. Must've been a good kiddo though, knowing your lineage.

Oh... Well, At least you brought him home, Right..?

Hell yes brother. Good friend of mine. One hell of a soldier. First met him.. ahh, I don't remember. Got him extracted on a mission where the entirety of mother fuckin Wulfburg collapsed like a house of cards and he was my copilot on an assault on Deathshead's compound.

Oh, He told me about that! Y'know, I'm actually a pretty great pilot too, Never flown a plane though-

What do you pilot anyway? I figured for someone of your stature you might be able to wrangle a Panzerhund to the ground with only your fists. If only you were around in the 1960s...

Holy mother of everything- what is that beast? My instinct tells me that's one of Deathshead's infernal machines but it clearly isn't. That fucker was smart but what are those wings made out of?

Argent Energy. That's Serrat, by the way, He was a good boy...

I'll Start with Serrat. There was this whole era of my life where I was with this group called the Night sentinels, They were kind of like medieval knights with laser guns. Anyways, that's when I met Serrat, He was the biggest, hardest to tame dragon they had, and they were gonna kill him, but when we met things just kinda clicked- those wings are prosthetic by the way, He was wounded in battle, so we fixed him up. Sadly though, He died when I was fighting the prince of hell, Glad I ripped that bastard's ugly head clean off. Argent Energy is pretty much hell energy, but cleaned up so It's usable. I don't condone normal people usin' it, but If I'm gonna be in hell anyways, I'll use it as much as I want.

Mass genocide of the human race. That's why I hate 'em. They also put my pet rabbit's head on a pike...

Well that's a justified reason if I've ever seen one. Both.

Well, Glad 'yall are getting along.

It's been nice, Helped Raise Doom and Ranger after my son Billy went missing.

Hell yes brother. Good friend of mine. One hell of a soldier. First met him.. ahh, I don't remember. Got him extracted on a mission where the entirety of mother fuckin Wulfburg collapsed like a house of cards and he was my copilot on an assault on Deathshead's compound.

Oh, He told me about that! Y'know, I'm actually a pretty great pilot too, Never flown a plane though-

What do you pilot anyway? I figured for someone of your stature you might be able to wrangle a Panzerhund to the ground with only your fists. If only you were around in the 1960s...

Holy mother of everything- what is that beast? My instinct tells me that's one of Deathshead's infernal machines but it clearly isn't. That fucker was smart but what are those wings made out of?

Argent Energy. That's Serrat, by the way, He was a good boy...

I'll Start with Serrat. There was this whole era of my life where I was with this group called the Night sentinels, They were kind of like medieval knights with laser guns. Anyways, that's when I met Serrat, He was the biggest, hardest to tame dragon they had, and they were gonna kill him, but when we met things just kinda clicked- those wings are prosthetic by the way, He was wounded in battle, so we fixed him up. Sadly though, He died when I was fighting the prince of hell, Glad I ripped that bastard's ugly head clean off. Argent Energy is pretty much hell energy, but cleaned up so It's usable. I don't condone normal people usin' it, but If I'm gonna be in hell anyways, I'll use it as much as I want.

Mass genocide of the human race. That's why I hate 'em. They also put my pet rabbit's head on a pike...

Well that's a justified reason if I've ever seen one. Both.

Well, Glad 'yall are getting along.