I just remembered that I have this funny story from a few days ago that I was thinking of posting that I have TOTALLY forgotten about until now.
So, I was chilling at a mall near my house and eating a mint and dark chocolate frozen yogurt (a limited edition, which by the way is INSANE); I chose a table as FAR as physically possible from any human being, as I wasn’t in the mood for society. Suddenly, a random pigeon flew down from the roof of the building and perched directly on the empty chair in front of me. I would like to underline that I actually adore pigeons! I didn’t really fall for the “pigeons are to be feared and avoided on sight” propaganda when I was six, so I never really cared about them existing near me (besides, we all know the seagulls are the truly dangerous ones). I was actually fairly happy to have some non-human company while enjoying my sweet treat, it felt like a win win!
However, after a short while my new avian buddy started staring at the yogurt intently and started to approach slowly. The yogurt would OBVIOUSLY be bad for it, and I really didn’t feel like sharing that day, so I tried shooing it gently with my hand. Now…normally, birds in my area fly away after you as much BREATHE in their direction, but this belligerent creature didn’t seem in the mood for giving up, so I did what any normal, mentally stable person would do: I started talking to it. I encouraged it to leave in a low, firm and completely serious tone a couple of times, like one would do with a puppy or a kid; it stared back at me for a while, almost sheepishly, before reluctantly hopping off the table.
I think a woman at another table laughed at this scene, and I don’t even blame her! It must have been ridiculous to watch! I guess I count as some kind of bird whisperer now, lol.





























