Immortal Zanka Au (How idk) where he has no idea he has immortality and no one else has clocked on that Zanka canβt die (He comes back so quick and usually just ends up unconscious and more stable, so everyone is like heβs hurt but not that bad, and they all believe it). Except, of course, Jabber, who has killed this asshole like 4 times now, and he canβt work out why Zanka keeps coming back, but he has to know why, because fuck a partner that he doesnβt have to hold back on, one who he can just beat again and again, who wouldnβt want that?
Bonus points if, at some point, Zanka gets pissed off that Jabber is holding back on him, assuming Jabber is pulling his punches or going easy because he should be dead and heβs not. So heβs so pissed, and it just makes Zanka want to work harder to show Jabber how to actually take someone seriously and to make him pay for babying him, while Jabber is just having the best time of his life. He probably wants to nuke him or something.
