I’m Here And You Can’t Stop Me

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

Putting on Calvin Klein underwear and winking at old men wearing nothing else so people know that I approve of the age gap.

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

That cat must trust the FUCK out of that guy. Actually incredible.

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

beep! That looks so fucking annoying to deal with. Imagine being that cat. And having sand in all of your fur. I could never. That man burying me would be dead on the spot.

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

why is dark weak to fighting?

go outside and try to suplex the darkness

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

I like that other ducks don’t sound like that in the Disney toon universe. Donald Duck is just weird.

And I mean if it is a speech impediment or something good on him for straight up raging at people anyways

It's canonically a speech impediment in most of the series Donald is in, such as Ducktales.

I’ve never watched more than a few episodes of ducktales original or reboot series so good to know

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

I feel as someone who has a wip involving two characters named Mary Sue and Gary Stu it’s my job to put donut steel in the epilogue.

WAIT EVEN BETTER ADDITION. Gary Stu’s name was Mary Sue at the beginning of the story but he later realized he was trans and took his girlfriend’s name. Same with Mary Sue.

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel