*gasp* the moustache man

i love a size difference ship but some ships don’t have a noticeable size difference and that’s also beautiful. we don’t have to blast every single couple with the yaoi sexual dimorphism ray. two guys of roughly even proportion can be in love too 💙

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

oh its bad back there.

Work it grandma