Space Dad Collector

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

.... is one of those guys Blade?

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

You see? You see this? Time isn't Real and I'm getting really sick of having to pretend that it is