the eclectic conservative

Money for nothing, and your chicks for free.

With due consideration: late-summer getaway on Martha’s Vineyard.

With due consideration: that time in the 90s Jigglypuff turned to gangsta rap.

Some called it too sedate, but for me, this was the perfect shoot to leave it behind—my ride into the sunset, if you will. I still have the shirt and boots. When I marry, it'll be on this very spot. And she'll be there too, with Lourdes in the front row. (Not Rocco, I hope. Sure, I'll invite him, but kid's still a dick ten years on).

The company was expanding—great for a live show, difficult for a cramped shoot on set. I recognized things were starting to wind down but remained happy—fit to tour and enjoying a mentor's status. "Hung Up" ushered in a period of odd creative choices though. Cloud (on my left) had to dress the part of a sushi chef and flail his arms using fish as numchucks.

We didn’t talk for three months after filming.

My breakthrough role, if you can call it that. I thought I'd been lucky and caught her attention during group rehearsals, but it turns out I actually impressed her by being the only guy to consistently nail the interwoven-running choreo without crashing into the other line of dancers. We both grin when someone mentions it. Maybe not grin. More of a "smize…."

Fueled by the glory of artistic recognition and an endless supply of hookers and blow from Jean-Paul Gaultier, we'd never lived at so fast a pace before….

Experiments in “enhanced” book covers, Lev Grossman edition (Part 3): subliminal titles.

Experiments in “enhanced” book covers, Lev Grossman edition (Part 2): subtitles.

Experiments in “enhanced” book covers, Lev Grossman edition (Part 1): artists’ notes.

With due consideration: Aaron finally maps out his plan to take down Fountains of Wayne.

Publicists, with due consideration.

With due consideration, the dystopian Charlotte’s Web.

Japan has naturalized Godzilla. Californians, run for your lives.

Presented without comment.

With due consideration: Game of PokéThrones - Stantler, of House Baratheon