I Asked My Mum To Give Me Her Descriptions Of Each MCU Movie And Here’s What She Said
Iron Man: “Is that the one where he’s in the cave and makes that metal suit thing to get out?”
The Incredible Hulk: “Oh … that was boring.”
Iron Man 2: “Is that where his house blows up and falls into the sea?”
Thor: “That’s where he hangs out with Natalie Portman … that’s all that happens isn’t it? Did something else happen?”
Captain America: The First Avenger: “Yeah that’s where he was a wimp and then he gets muscles.”
The Avengers: “Which one was that … was that infinity war?”
Iron Man 3: “Is that where there’s another iron man that comes to get him? The copycat?”
Thor: The Dark World: “Can’t remember … he fights with his brother?”
Captain America: The Winter Soldier: “That’s Bucky. It’s a Bucky movie. With the weird dude with the message from his wife on his phone.”
Guardians of the Galaxy: “That’s where the Chris Pratt meets the other ones and they save the galaxy from Thanos’ little friend with one of those stones.”
Avengers: Age of Ultron: “Oh that’s the machine. It was to do with a computer machine thing.”
Ant-Man: “Eh … Michael Douglas. Paul Rudd in a stupid suit.”
Captain America: Civil War: “That’s where they all fight each other. Oh and that’s the one where he gets the phone message from his wife. Robert Downey Jr finds out that his parents died.”
Doctor Strange: “Mind-bending person. That was him learning how to do tricks.”
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: “Yeah that’s the one with his dad. Weird guy. Then his real dad dies. Oh and he finds out he’s a superhero. Gamora’s sister becomes a nice person. You know, the metal one.”
Spider-Man: Homecoming: “Is that where they go on the school trip? And the girl he likes, her dad’s the bad man. I can see his face, but I can’t remember his name … Michael Keaton, thank you.”
Thor: Ragnarok: “Psycho sister. Crazy bitch. And the guy from star trek. Loki’s good and they all fly off in a space ship. And the country gets blown up, Asgard? No that’s Narnia or something isn’t it. What’s their home called again? I’m sure it something that sounds like Asgard.”
Black Panther: “Rwanda. It’s about Rwanda. That’s where they live isn’t? And they do that thing? Rwanda forever or something?”
Avengers: Infinity War: “They all die. Dumb, bad movie. Horrible.”
Ant-Man and the Wasp: “I can’t remember. It was him and the other girl in the suit, the Michael Douglas daughter. And they shrink things, like the building and stuff.”
Captain Marvel: “Oh yeah! Brie Larson. Great movie. And the cat. Can’t remember the cat’s name, was it George or something? Duck? Goose! It was goose.”