leaping between hyperfixations like it's my job

Billie Joe Armstrong:

"beautiful in a sewer rat kinda way but also in an actually beautiful way. best of both worlds. my hannah montana 🫶"

"BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG IS A PATHETIC LITTLE MAN HES LIKE 5'5 HES PATHETIC BUT I LOVE HIM HES SOOOO GORGEOUS!!!! PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM PLEASE!!!!"

"The voices told me to vote for him, the voices are strung out on pot and questioning."

"normally I would never submit propaganda for a MAN. but I really love green day and billie joe armstrong is a bisexual icon. so yeah."

Jerry Cantrell:

"apparently, according to some groupie gossip that was passed around, jerry's dick is at least 9 inches. i'm just saying."

"Just look at him, I mean come on"

"The best hair in the business."

"i want to suck on his nipples sobad. i need them In My Mouth."

"this man was performing some of the most technically excellent riffs of the 90s night after night while shirtless, dripping in sweat, and tossing his long golden hair back like a stripper looking to make rent. how could that not fill you with lust beyond articulation."

"fun fact: he was placed on a missing persons list once because he thought there were 31 days in November and missed the December 1st concert and for Christmas the record label bought him a calendar - vote for this hot dumbass"

"literally an angel"