yeah sure ill incorporate that into my beliefs

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

still thinking about that time i was at the airport and the spinny machine tagged my cock with a hitbox & i walked right up to the tsa guy with drunk conviction and before he could say anything i was like "ready to touch my penis boy?" and he got so defensive and scared but either way he still had to get down on his knees in front of me to— oh god and the nervous gulp he exhibited

he was HORNY

he was not, i was sexually harassing him bad

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

official aromantic post

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

literally trying to assassinate my wife?? no wet food for you tonight lore

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."