yeah sure ill incorporate that into my beliefs

phineas and ferb heritage post

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

a fruit like a softened scythe shot its flavour into my mouth

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

you people aren't CASTING

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

(flirting) i could be your problem

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos