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i’m always seeing positivity posts like “it gets better. one day you’ll wake up and roll over and the love of your life will be lying there and..” and i was just thinking that that must be really shitty if you’re aromantic. so here’s a post for my aro friends who are feeling a little down:

one day, you’ll wake up and roll over and there’ll be sun shining through your windows. you’ll get up and your two best friends will be standing in the kitchen, arguing over whether to make pancakes or waffles. and everything will be fine.

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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

once again i have been written up by HR

caemidraws

Enodia for @persychan ☆*:.｡.

yingxtkm

Some FFXV content for a change, I had to draw this meme out because it was so funny in XV context. Enjoy 😌

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TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH POLL MASTERPOST

I'll update this as the rounds progress.

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Chainsaw Man | チェンソーマン – Volume 3 Pochitas

hagofbolding

I apologize to the internet for sleeping on these old sketchbook drawings I made of RIPPED CHARON for so long

rosewitchhh-deactivated20211123

DISCUSS

#all the real homies choose kill

thyrell

LMFAO

theillestbillain

Friends if you're believing something on the internet with no sources I have a bridge to sell you

gorps

I like how you didn't google this to confirm the dozens of sources reporting on this before leaving this comment

powerburial

guy wandering into a room full of strangers and shitting himself proudly

bloodraven55

everyone point and laugh

waheelawhisperer

As funny as this is, it's absolutely disgusting that one person, one single human being, can lose the GDP of a reasonably productive country (according to 2 minutes of googling, Greece sits just outside the top 50 in terms of GDP) and still be one of the two or three richest people in the world, with a 12-digit net worth.

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amaskdescribingamask-deactivate

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

soundsof71

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.”

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

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deactivationgocrazy-deactivated

"the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid" and "the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted" are two concepts that can and should coexist.

doubleca5t

I think I've got a compromise

itskarmaart

We’ve all watched the same show right?? Wenclair am I right?

memewhore

collidedscope

the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”

teashoesandhair

An AU where two Hallmark Christmas Bad Guys are both getting flights back to New York after being dumped by their respective Smalltown Blonde Girlfriends, and they bond over their shared experiences and fall in love in the departures lounge

memewhore

collidedscope

the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”

teashoesandhair

An AU where two Hallmark Christmas Bad Guys are both getting flights back to New York after being dumped by their respective Smalltown Blonde Girlfriends, and they bond over their shared experiences and fall in love in the departures lounge

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jube-art

DOODLES FROM DISCORD

the most vital step

biglawbear

Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.

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