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every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

Boys go to harvard to become bastard… girls go to yale, what the hale….

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

me

No it’s not..

Wait.. is that really you?

every single one of these redesigns look vastly superior to their originals imo.

see you space cowboy

it’s extremely difficult for me to find a good barber

i’ve been banned from every single barber shop in my area for trying to collect my hair after they’re done cutting it… I tried telling them that i’m an extremely powerful sorcerer and that i can’t afford to have the government clone me and use my powers for ill but they won’t LISTEN

if youre such a good sorcerer why dont you just cut your own god damn hair with magic

bitch you think mana grow on trees?