Featuring that one episode where Luke is forced to go on a diet, and according to the scales, goes from allegedly 300lbs down to allegedly 275. But more importantly, features an extraordinarily long scene in which someone pushes their face into his gut while he's being weighed, as his tiny husband looks on disapprovingly. Also squashings, belly peeks, pokes, exercise, comical amounts of food, grappling, porn reading (and obviously uniforms.) People do less on the average Onlyfans. And that's it! About 18 hours of bad 90s sitcom, finally reprocessed into the 25 minute supercut my head's been begging for all these years. Here's some random screengrabs of other things he's been in.
He gets especially gigantic for Road To Redemption (2001, an awful evangelical movie, where he can barely fit behind the wheel of a car and his face looks like it's been carved out of rubber) and Fangs (2002, a low budget horror where he's an almost spherical security guard)
I wish I'd said thankyou to the Oinquirer.
A couple more ancient DVD screengrabs I stumbled across. Fangs and Splash in the top, Martial Law in the middle, Houseguest and Road to Redemption in the bottom.
Y'all don't know how it makes me that cops don't wear bomber jackets anymore and I think y'all should know.












