Looney Mooney

They do a steak and cheese garlic bread toastie - I know where my loyalties lie.

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

Headcanon: Jimmy is immune to yellow-ring constructs because he doesn't experience fear.

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

I’ve seen people on this website circulate provably false things about the Mitch McConnell situation and the fact of the matter is that we don’t know his current status and won’t know until his staff or family releases some actual information.

I’ve seen people circulating the conspiracy theory that his wife left to China to avoid taking him off life support or whatever when she was already in China two days before he was hospitalized and has since returned to the states to be with him. Like y’all aren’t fact checking anything and are just taking tweets at face value.

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

Since tumblr is rightfully loving this one, I feel obligated to mention that I ran into the same guy again on the last day of the convention and told him Scribe was really entertained by this, and he said that the night before he'd also really gotten one of the hotel waitresses, who informed him he could take a seat wherever and he replied "Oh, no thanks, I brought my own"