battler’s mistake was that he guessed small bombs once and immediately gave up when it was disproven. if i was there i would’ve guessed it everytime

boy girl summer

oatmeal is much better than its reputation would lead you to think, but its practicality is limited by the fact that, like a unifying imperial dynasty, the rewards of oatmeal require first transitioning through a violent revolutionary period

real punk is about superficially aligning your politics or aesthetics with a counter-culture while ultimately holding mainstream and/or conservative political views

another w for sodomy

feminist retelling of your parents' divorce

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride