twitters exploding so now im here

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

HELLO I have a big bill coming up and I need some help paying for it! I am opening commissions, discounted comms are avaliable through my ko-fi shop, and regular comms can be requested w a new google form! You could also buy my comics from my itch or get a physical copy of Death is Not the End chapter 1 from my shop! please and thank you for the help :)

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household