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The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

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This is his year.

apisashla

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

apisashla

I have made. A miscalculation

the-punforgiven

This is it this is my magnum opus audio design is my passion

doesnotloveyou

i defy anyone who tells me this is not the original audio

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croquettish

Have you ever seen a twitter thread (or, in this case, two!) that so perfectly expressed everything you’d felt over months and months of harassment persistent? With all credit to @blackblobyellowcone, who is clearly amazing and completely gets it– not just why us women write and read the erotica that we do, but the history behind the censorship we, as a gender, have experienced. Bravo.

chibi-blue-scapula

@shipping-isnt-morality

atlinmerrick

Ship who you like. Turn away from anyone screaming at you that you’re doing it wrong. You’re not. You are not. You are good. Write, fantasise, read about whatever you like. Unless you do something that hurts people, you haven’t hurt anyone. Ever.

Don’t engage the screamers who say otherwise because they don’t actually care; they like hurting people. Turn away from them because they’re accusing you of what they themselves are doing. Come talk to us, in the part of fandom that knows fact from fiction and fantasy from fact. You are good.

farisyawritesfic

@olderthannetfic feels like a good post to add to the purity wank conversation.

olderthannetfic

I have no memory of it, but I see I’ve already clicked like on it, so I must have seen it at some point. Haha.

justgotawesome

muirin007

I was reading about the Wild Hunt and how apparently, Odin Allfather was a typical father in that he refused to ask for directions during his annual Yule ride through the night sky, and instead of turning his fun, flying sleigh around or taking a slightly different route, he’d just plow on through the same route he always took, regardless of who or what was in his way.

And if your house or land WAS in his way, he STILL wouldn’t reroute. He’d just burn the house down instead.

Which is THE funniest thing I have read in years. And it just got funnier when I pictured the whole thing turning into a buddy road trip with Loki and Odin and Sleipnir, and voila, a wild comic appeared.

(File those two kids under unimpressed.jpg.)

brainbowunicorn

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

saramcclarinet

Whoa…

ep0nine

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

buickey

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

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yes its back on my dash

antiandrogen

god lol

thewhaleridingvulcan-deactivate

I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3

southerntinkerbelle

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

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acapelladitty

Batman: Over three million dollars worth of diamonds went missing across Gotham last night. Do you know anything about that?

Catwoman:

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Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us