join my cannibalism cooking class

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

i need a knight to worship me until i believe the words hes saying

tge decorative knight armor became sentient again ://

My poor, valiant knight has to stand guard in this evening downpour… I shall select my thinnest garments as I go and visit.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

Imagine a knight coming to you after a battle and you Think it's Your knight but its surcoat is too bloody so you clean it up but then Your knight comes home and is like "whos this guy"

i keep getting assigned to hold the torch during important conversations like i’m not even a background character i’m lighting