Buoy

does anyone like me and want to understand me

youve been a bad gamer. mommy is going to pwn you now

this is an example of a tumblr post! try making your own, pervert!

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

Bro said no cucumber on his Cali roll? That's like half the roll. You paid full price for half the roll.

he said no cum actually

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society