Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

not on the main post bc it aint about that but this is why AI for sure can't write fic like aside from all the obvious and deeply distressing reasons why AI in fic is bad, the AI cannot watch your show it cannot feel the feelings of the characters it can't see a moment and think 'this thing makes me remember this feeling' or 'I recognise this character's actions in myself and I wanna write about it' the essense of fanfiction is a reflection of yourself and THE AI HAS NO SELF TO REFLECT ON but also IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THE THING YOU'RE JUST REFLECTING THE SHADOWS and that's some funky optical physics nonsense

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

it fucken WIMDY

“girk at my work”

“girk at my work”

Official graveyard post

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

it's almost like being a fujoshi and being homophobic are two completely separate things and linking them together is kind of fucking sexist, actually.

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”