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"what? what is your problem?? always in here showing off your four fangs >:("

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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blackkittycrew
"what? what is your problem?? always in here showing off your four fangs >:("

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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and Iβll get it pregnant
he understands the website your honour
Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE
[id: 2 comments by visionofthebees. the first was 6 days ago at the time of screenshotting, and says "air horn". the second was 46 minutes ago, and says "or that". end id]
I hate it when youβre reading smut and you canβt figure out what position theyβre in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
YβALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughterβs first birthday next week, Iβm sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; sheβs 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny π€£ this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when sheβs older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
Itβs July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! Iβve shown her (most of) the comments and she says βthank u internet ππβ

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What category is your last name?
Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)
Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)
Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)
Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)
Hyphenated/multiple of the above
Other (describe in the tags!)
Unsure/results
you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today
Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That
I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that
You have. The. Dream job
this is not my job, I just have an aquarium
DO YOU HAVE FISH????
yes that is who lives in the aquarium
this has the energy of a world heritage post
do I come to your blog and curse your bloodline
Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat
Reblog if youβre part of a hostile nation thatβs declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you donβt know the best thing! Β The best thing is: heβs right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. Β This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australiaβs legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. Β (Second link.)
Youβre telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and Iβm only just finding out about it????
WHAT
okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just βcause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and iβm talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.Β
they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the βlife liberty and the pursuit of happinessβ part from the american declaration of independence. and hereβs the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the βadministratorβ of a republic. their website, however, says that βupon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treasonβ. so they made it a kingdom and he nowΒ claims to be a descendent of edward ii.
everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.
Keep reading
Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.
This is the greatest thing Iβve ever read
Highlights from the timeline via wikipedia as this thread is from 2017:
As previously mentioned, the idea originated at Pride (Brisbane 2003) in reaction to punitive anti-marriage legislation
βOn the 14th day of June 2004, at this highest point in the Coral Sea, Emperor Dale Parker Anderson raised the gay rainbow flag and claimed the islands of the Coral Sea in his name as homeland for the gay and lesbian peoples of the world. God Save our King!β
The campsite/capital Heaven was named after the London nightclub
War was declared on Australia in September 2004
The aforementioned stamps were issued in July 2006 βwith the aim of creating a high and distinctive reputation amongst the philatelic fraternityβ
They were never recognized legally/internationally as a micronation (and in fact Anderson refused to attend a conference in 2010 because they werenβt actually trying to be a sovereign nation)
In Feb 2017, Abetz was objecting to the flag of a βhostile nationβ being flown
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands was dissolved in November 2017 (when same-sex marriage was legalized)

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Hussie artfight is the last thing i expected but this is funny as fuck
This deserves not to rot on a Reddit comment section
here. stupid lowres pokemen
where to download every pokemon game excluding spinoffs
(plain text: where to download every pokemon game excluding spinoffs)
GAMES
pokemon red/blue/yellow
pokemon gold/silver/crystal
pokemon ruby/sapphire/emerald
pokemon firered/leafgreen
pokemon diamond/pearl/platinum
pokemon heartgold/soulsilver
pokemon black/white (patched version here if EXP is broken)
pokemon black2/white2
pokemon x/pokemon y
pokemon omega ruby/alpha sapphire
pokemon sun/moon
pokemon ultra sun/ultra moon
pokemon letβs go pikachu/letβs go eevee
pokemon sword/shield
pokemon brilliant diamond/shining pearl
pokemon legends arceus
pokemon scarlet/violet
pokemon legends za
DLC
sword/shield
scarlet/violet
legends za
EMULATORS
gameboy
DS (IOS)
DS (Windows, Linux, MacOS)
DS (Android)
3DS
switch
for 3DS games (xy, oras, sm, usum) they will show up as encrypted when you open them in citra/azahar. use this to fix it.
let me know if any of the links are dead and ill update them as soon as i can!
wondering where to start? check this post!

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A master to his action-hero trainee says, "Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind's eye. Come. We will remedy this."
And then the master paints his trainee's fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.
Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he's never noticed before. He's staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.
There's a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He's sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master's nails are flawless tech art.
He's reached his final assessment and it's a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master's nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.
Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master's robe.
Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind's eye. He senses the master's attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.
It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view--5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.
The master smiles. "You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you."
The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.
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π @phantomrose96
A master to his action-hero trainee says, "Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind's eye. Come. We will remedy this."
And then the master paints his trainee's fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.
π @phantomrose96
Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he's never noticed before. He's staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.
π @phantomrose96
There's a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He's sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master's nails are flawless tech art.
π @phantomrose96
He's reached his final assessment and it's a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master's nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.
Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master's robe.
Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind's eye. He senses the master's attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.
It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view--5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.
The master smiles. "You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you."
The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.
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oh my god........................ the hornses.......... π΄