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lesbianshepard

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

lesbianshepard

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

bunjywunjy

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

bunjywunjy

IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP

hapalopus

footpath

bunjywunjy

that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing

phantomomo

Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:

This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.

In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.

But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D

bunjywunjy

tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.

the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.

they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.

(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)

shithowdy

maybe if we let enough europeans trample our verges they'll form functional desire paths

senatortedcruz

vonkarn

they don't look open to me.

self portrait, please do not tag as "me"

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toddhowardvevo

Ugh. I have got to get railed. Am I right girls

punished-venom-solitair-e

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

happy-mokka

Perfect Walpurgis Night pie post.

🧙‍♀️🧹🪄🥧

girlnephew

mtsodie

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

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noona-plz

:3

cugzarui

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

alexseanchai

image description at explainXKCD:

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

flareonfloof

its a bit easier for astronomers

memorymachinegirl

yay-bunnies-zone

that's right and good

ominous-signs

This one was taken by my coworker on the way to get lunch

Other coworker: "When I drove by it just said M."

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64mpg

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

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