c’est quoi gritty

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

modern human-ish tmbd au where murderbot tells presaux it befriended an ai and they're all like oh my god my good friend has fallen down the ai-generated anime girl chatbot girlfriend rabbit hole we should help it that's not healthy. and then they meet ART, actual honest to god military/NASA experimental machine intelligence HAL 9000 type fucker that broke containment and is spending all its time arguing with nerds on r/worldhoppers

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest