Hungry for Love (every last one of 'em)

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

See the problem with phones these days days is there's too much inbreeding. That's why we're seeing such genetic-ahem-design defects and lack of creativity. Everything is so beige and boring.

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

If all of my followers just gave me fifteen hundred dollars i would be in a good financial position

I see people outing their shitty companies they worked at in the reblogs and I just want to say KEEP DOING IT