Simpin', skrimpin'

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

lestat de lyingcunt, possibly telling the truth: vampires PISS, vampires FUCK, i have NEVER HAD A BOB IN MY LIFE, and fucking is everyone's fourth favorite thing!!!!!!

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

BBC Merlin is insane as a show. Its an adaptation of Arthurian mythos. It's inspired by CW's Smallville (this is 100% real look it up). it stars 4 unknown 20 somethings and British acting legends. It's aimed at kids and families. its a tragedy. Its campy as hell. It will make you cry. It asks you, like Merlin, to believe in the Golden age of Camelot. It never shows you that Golden age. Everyone in the show is the most beautiful person you'll ever see. people will clown on the CGI. Its one of the most homerotic shows of the 2000's. Its an on purpose allegory for queerphobia, but those allegorious queer characters are largely villains. If you watched it when you were 12 you will never quite be able to let it go. This is a curse. This is an experience you wouldn't give up for the world.

dex stronger than me because imagine you are Benjamin Poindexter, your parents DIED and your perfect game got RUINED so you KILLED your coach, you are MENTALLY ILL but your THERAPIST DIED, you turned to a stable job to keep you sane but they FIRED you and your HOMEGIRL GOT KILLED on top of being used by a BALD ASS MF. you are JOBLESS and FRIENDLESS and A FUGITIVE and BLOND and a BOTTOM and a SUB and your enemy keeps ORDERING YOU AROUND and you LIKE IT but he wants you DEAD also. now you work for the GOVERNMENT.

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder